Locky's English Playground: 18 Mar 2014

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Busy and lazy, but doesn't mean I stop learning. Many new urban words /slang words are basically word play based on portmanteau. For more detailed description of portmanteau, do read Vocabulary: Do You Wordplay? -- Portmanteau and Vocabulary & TV: Do You Wordplay? -- Portmanteau (Advanced).

Now, let's watch and learn!

Subnote:

Moobs is a portmanteau of "man boobs".
Cock block is someone who prevents another from scoring sexually.

Subnote:
disasterbate -- (vb) see Vocabulary

Subnote:
spork -- (n) = spoon + fork
spooning -- (n) A form of affection between a couple. Where the man lays front to back with the girl. They fit together like spoons.
shexting -- (n) = see Vocabulary

So, do you like it? Told you English is a playground! It's much more fun to learn than Oxford's update.

Vocabulary:
farte blanche -- (n) The liberty to pass gas freely without fear of discovery

bropocalypse -- (n) = bro + apocalypse, A large gathering of bros on a mission to do one thing, to get bombed, tanked, or wasted usually ending in some people doing something stupid.

make it snow -- It is similar to "making it rain", except that instead of throwing dollar bills, one is so rich that they are able to throw diamonds. In effect, making it snow. Diamonds can be substituted for a large quantity of cocaine.

dankrupt -- (n) = dank + bankrupt, to be out of marijuana

dank -- (n) Also an expression requently used by stoners and hippies for something of high quality.

moob -- (n) = man + boob, this is what happens when fat gathers in a male's chest area, and gives him the appearance of having breasts.
Usually seen in overweight males, but can strangely also occur in men who are not really overweight.

clam jam -- (n) The female equivalent to the cock block.
cock block -- (n) One who prevents another from scoring sexually.

nocialize -- (vb) = no + socialise, to ignore your friends in public for your smartphone

meat sweat -- (n) To consume an obscene amount of meat resulting in perfused sweating.

screwvenir -- (n) anything that you keep (whether stolen or given to you) from someone's house after you've slept with them.

YOLO -- Abbreviation for: you only live once. The dumbass's excuse for something stupid that they did. Also one of the most annoying abbreviations ever....

rendezbooze -- (n) = rendezvous + booze, when a group of people (friends, co-workers, acquaintances) get together to drink.

struggle bus -- (n) Used to metaphorically describe a difficult situation, as in hard school work. The word struggle can also be used in conjunction with other modes of transport, describing the depth to which one is struggling (i.e. struggle scooter, struggle skateboard, struggle footwear).

sniff test -- (n) To test if an item of already worn clothing is suitable to wear out. common amongst students who cant be bothered to do their washing.

chipmunking -- (n) The act of watching numerous recorded university lectures at 2x speed in a futile attempt to cover an entire semesters material the day before the final exam.

dweet -- (n) = drunk + tweet, a Twitter tweet sent when drunk.

shamble -- (n) when an event degenerates into a random, confusing state; a complete mess.

peegret -- (n) the feeling that you made a terrible mistake by not taking a leak at the office or home or wooded lot that you just left because you are, or know you soon will be, DYING to take a piss and you don't have an acceptable place to do it.

ninja sex -- (n) having noiseless sex (no squeaking springs or vocals) while one or more people are passed out in the same room.

college morning -- (n) afternoon

disasterbate -- (v) = disaster + masterbate, the act of maserbating and someone interrupts the act, just at the point of climax but before the actual ejaculation, so you have no option but to just put your junk back in you pants and cum all over the the inside of your shorts.

sporking -- (n) = spoon + fork, the act of spooning with the addition of an erection.

spooning -- (n) A form of affection between a couple. Where the man lays front to back with the girl. They fit together like spoons.

store d'oeuvres -- (n) = store + hors d'oeuvre, snacks and food samples that a grocery store will serve at various locations in order to tempt the patrons into buying something they weren't planning on (pizza, chips and dip, sausage, etc.). Usually happens on the weekend.

hors d'oeuvre -- (n) (literally "apart from the [main] work") or the first course, are food items served before the main courses of a meal, typically smaller than main dishes, and often meant to be eaten by hand (with minimal use of silverware). The French (singular and plural) is hors d’œuvre.

clutch oven -- (n) to fart in a car full of people, crank the heat for maximum effectiveness.

man stand -- (n) The act of a man standing outside a shop while his wife/girlfriend/partner shops inside. Man Standing involves looking into space, at other women, or in the case of multi story shopping centers, leaning on the railings of an upper floor watching the people below.

nerdjack -- (vb) to dominate conversation wit talk of obscure passionIn conversation, digressing into extreme and/or unnecessary detail about one’s passion (music, coding, gaming) to an otherwise uninitiated layperson, without awareness or acknowledgement of the listener’s rapidly waning interest or lack of understanding of the subject at hand.

irish handcuffs -- (n) when a person is carrying an alcoholic beverage in both hands at the same time.

manther -- (n) = man + panther, the male version of a cougar; an older man who preys on younger women.

cougar -- (n) An older woman who frequents clubs in order to score with a much younger man. The cougar can be anyone from an overly surgically altered wind tunnel victim, to an absolute sad and bloated old horn-meister, to a real hottie or milf. Cougars are gaining in popularity -- particularly the true hotties -- as young men find not only a sexual high, but many times a chick with her shit together.

mompetition -- (n) = mon + competition, the one-up rivalry that moms play making their child seem better, smarter, and/ or more advanced than yours. May involve two or more moms and any number of children, even full-grown.

interesting -- (adj) Something which arouses no interest at all.

shexting -- (n) = shitting + texting, texting your friends, loved ones or even your annoying co-workers whilst taking a dump on the porcelain throne. Shitting plus texting equals shexting.

Tuesday, 18 March 2014

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